A faded sign at French theme park Didiland calls the park Paradise Island, which it is for young children, providing a full day of amusement and nearly instant gratification.
I wouldn’t call Didiland paradise, but the under-the-radar park in the Alsace region offers perks for parents as well. Even in peak summer season, the crowds are small and the lines are short.
Entrance fees are 26.50 euros for adults and 24.50 euros for children at least 1 meter (a little over 3 feet) tall. While those prices add up for a family, it’s a comparatively good value. For example, Holiday Park in Hassloch, Germany, charges 49.50 euros for adults and 44 euros for kids.
At 17 acres, Didiland is small and the rides are more comparable to those of a rural Kerwe-style fair than to a major theme park like Europa Park and Holiday Park. But Didiland doesn’t have vendors and kitsch to spend extra money on. It’s all about the rides.
My family recently joined two others for a day trip to the park. We left the Kaiserslautern area at 9 a.m. and arrived by 10:30 a.m. That was with no traffic, one bathroom break and a carsick kid.
A washed-out sign along the side of the road discreetly directed us to a parking lot that sits next to a cornfield. The setting gave off American Midwest vibes.
A crowd had already gathered at the entrance, but we had bought tickets online in advance and skipped the queue.
Our strategy for staying together and maximizing our day was to follow the park’s numbered map, which guides visitors from the entrance through 41 attractions, mostly rides for young children like antique car driving, a merry-go-round and a water playground.
There’s also a restaurant and a section with more adventurous rides like a spinning roller coaster and rafting. Maps are only in French or German but are easy to follow in either language.
A measuring stick at the entrance of each ride determines whether children are tall enough to ride alone, with an adult or not at all.
For example, at the Pirate Tower, a pirate ship that soars back and forth like a nauseating swing, children under roughly 3 feet 7 inches can’t ride at all, children from about 4 feet 3 inches can ride with an adult, and anyone taller than 4-foot-3 can ride alone.
The 2.5-year-old in our group had to sit out some rides, but the three boys, ages 3-5, were able to ride everything in the Le Petit section with an adult companion. The lines were short or nonexistent during our August visit.
Rides closed at noon for a lunch break, making the line for lunch more than an hour long at the only eatery that was open that day.
We ordered chicken nuggets and french fries for the kids and salads and bratwurst for the adults. Fries with nuggets, one salad, one bratwurst and a drink came to 26 euros. The menu options were very limited. Later we got ice cream for about 2 euros.
Our favorite attractions were the Wild River ride, which floats gently through the water before a steep, splashing drop, and the water playground, which was a chaotic scene of wet kids running around but a good way to cool off and burn energy before the drive back.
There are only a few days left in Didiland’s 2024 schedule. The park closes from October until April, with its last day this year being Sept. 22. Check the schedule before going because the park is open only three days a week in September.
If you go, bring a swimsuit and pack a lunch. That way, you can avoid both the extra expense and the long line for food when the rides close, ensuring a stress-free day at Didiland.
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Didiland
Address: 1 Route de Gunstett, Morsbronn-les-Bains, France
Prices: 26.50 euros for adults and 24.50 for children in the 2024 season. Check online for group rates and specials.
Hours: 10:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. in April-June and September; 10 a.m.-6 p.m. in July and August. Closed October-April. Open all week in July and August but only Wednesdays and weekends in June and September. Check the season’s schedule online.
Information: billetterie.didiland.fr